I felt like an angry bunny when I couldn’t find the smell
It followed me around the house, what it was, I couldn’t tell
It followed me around the house, what it was, I couldn’t tell
I sniffed the flowers, the kitchen, and the air around,
I sniffed the blankets, the towels, a tiny box on the ground
I sniffed the blankets, the towels, a tiny box on the ground
The pungent odor near drove me mad, as the scent permeated
I sniffed and SNIFFED with all my might, the odor was now hated
It followed me, so I sniffed my clothes, but nothing was there
Finally in frustration I changed my dress and underwear
I sniffed and SNIFFED with all my might, the odor was now hated
It followed me, so I sniffed my clothes, but nothing was there
Finally in frustration I changed my dress and underwear
Still the smell was horrid, I tried a nap to unwind
But the anxiety grew and grew, with that stink still on my mind
I sniffed my pillow, rolled out of bed, thinking I may go nuts
Then a light bulb turned on, when I realized I was a putz
But the anxiety grew and grew, with that stink still on my mind
I sniffed my pillow, rolled out of bed, thinking I may go nuts
Then a light bulb turned on, when I realized I was a putz
This has happened once before, while driving in my car
We threw the windows open before driving very far
I gagged as though I'd vomit from the pungent scent
It was following me around, every where I went
We threw the windows open before driving very far
I gagged as though I'd vomit from the pungent scent
It was following me around, every where I went
A very expensive cream, that didn't cost a penny
Spread underneath my makeup, even though I used hardly any
I washed and washed my face four times, still it lingered on
Then I used Beardos spicy face wash, finally it was gone!
Exhale..........Now I'm a Happy Bear!
How about you have you ever searched for a resolution and it was there,
literally right in front of your nose?
For the record. it's happened twice. once with a sample cream of the same brand, and then with a very expensive cream.....
Happy Weekend to all of you!!





