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Friday, October 20, 2006

Two hundredth post " Funny Friday"



So today is my two hundredth post!!! I wanted to do something profound, but alas, I ‘m having too many brain farts today. So I’m back to funny Fridays, I cheat by using emails my friend George sends me. I apologize if you have seen them already!
The Kiss
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
And I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party!"


This email came from a guy I used to work with….it gave me a chuckle, hope no one is offended. I've always found it easy to laugh at myself, some may be a little more sensitive! Yes, I'm aware this is not politically correct...

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote bloc québecois or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there sunshine, You’re fucking special...


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

giggles..LOLOL..I love the cartoon, great!! yeah brain farts..I know all about those, unfortunately those seem to get a bit worse along with all the other fun things menopause brings to us. Oh the joys of being a woman..:)take care..m

Anonymous said...

giggles..LOLOL..I love the cartoon, great!! yeah brain farts..I know all about those, unfortunately those seem to get a bit worse along with all the other fun things menopause brings to us. Oh the joys of being a woman..:)take care..m

KaiBlue said...

LMAO!!! it's too funny, congraddies on your 200th post!
Peace, Kai.

Giggles said...

Thanks ladies....hope I didn't offend too many....haha

gma said...

Love it!
Hilarious!!!
:-)

Mary Bee said...

Is this a picture of you an me, the two Gemini women who refuse to grow up. LOL Love it.

paris parfait said...

Hilarious joke. And congrats on your 200th post! Great artwork.

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