As well as Thursday Thirteen, even though it's friday!
13 Reasons why I haven't been blogging!
1)IT WAS HOT
2)HAS BEEN HOT
3)REMAINS TO BE HOT
4)I'VE BEEN BATHING A MILLION TIMES DAILY!
NOTHING WORSE THAN A RANCID FAT LADY!
5) Can't tolerate the heat upstairs........downstairs, or anywheres!!!6) The computer is as slow as honey in an ice storm!
7) I've been practicing my zombie woman imitations for next Halloween
by laying on the couch with bad hair, black eyes, and an ugly outfit!
8) I can't think when I'm hot!
9) I went to a movie with a friend, " The proposal" was a fantastic reprieve from the heat! A great girly movie...
A chaser to "The HANGOVER" which I saw a few weeks ago and laughed my ass off....oops I just looked....... my ass is still there damn it....but I did laugh hard!
11) My coffee pot bit the dust because I put the coffee grounds in the water instead of the filter....but shhhhhhh I haven't told my kids yet! Who can write without coffee???
12) I was on a mission with a friend to find some Air conditioning, and a NEW coffee pot!
13) I'm a crabby, sweaty, wilty, ugly pants who is having a pile of heat generated brain farts....to match all the nasty regular ones!!
Here are a few photos from our goddess soiree a few weeks ago....
Earth Goddesses Birthday, excellent cake made by Nature goddess!
The one small candle placed in the center tweaked my funny bone. I laughed hysterically! It was almost melted and sinking into the cake before it got to the table....I couldn't understand why they were so stingy with the candles! Possibly worried about bush fires? Understandably! We've had a lot of forest fires in the interior of B.C.lately!
Dream Goddess, with her impish grin can always
amuse us with her obscure quips and wisdom!
Nature Goddess....lovely in green!
Fairy Goddess looking as sprite like as always with her perfectly toned figure!
I try to post only the flattering photos of my friends hoping they'll reciprocate ! Therefore I'm not posting the buxom photo of myself, that got me a free chai tea because I was having a really bad hair day!!
This was suppose to be my sunday scribblings for
"MY World" last week!
Head parched
Pounds
Hazy Darkness
Muffles
Bladder screams
“Get up”
Faucet opens
Relief
Pours into
A tub
Foot
After foot
Immersed
Body rolls flat
Along
Cool white
Porcelain
Liberation
From heat…..
Finally
Throbbing
Ceases
10 comments:
How fun. I had some cake. Just so you know. It was really good too.
Have a terrific day and weekend. :)
yeah, since when do you folks get roasted?????
I'm the same way in this heat. sticky icky. By the way I gain weight just reading your blog since you frequently havve pictures of cakes and other yummy stuff.
coffee grounds in the water instead of the filter..... MOM!!!
for real??? lol
If I didn't have coffee, I would delete my blog. You are too funny but so poetic. :)
hahahahahaha YOU are so so SO funny!! your 13 was a killer!! boy did it feel good to laugh like this!!
You and I with the coffee stories this week! hahaha always two peas and that makes me feel so proud!
GO to costco!! I bought my son an airconditioner for 5o.oo!! Put it on your charge card and get out of all that water!!! haha
What temperature did it get to? I actually like the hot weather until it gets to over 35 degrees celcius. After that it is too hot. Well, maybe I should revise that temp lower with humidity.
I take it it's hot!? This was a great post!
If I didn't have coffee, I wouldn't get out of bed every day! I've been missing your humor and creativity, girl. The goddess soiree looks like so much fun; I wish I had a posse (or a cake!) just like yours. I hope you can cool off soon.
Love,
Alberta
Wow! there is so much to comment on I'm sort of speechless . . . well, nearly! :D!
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