Today would have been my thirty third anniversary, had I stayed married....Now that's something to laugh about......!!!!
Okay so Pam sent out an art challenge to the GPS to draw a long neck lady in one minute. Since I use the computer paint program to do mine... and because it's funny friday, I thought what better day to post these crazy misfits. The first one seems to be looking over her shoulder. I wonder why? Could it be she is trying to escape what's to come? The Lady in the Pink is a definate victim of Mental Pause.... after all she's crosseyed isn't she...... The third one, Miss Blondy has an abvious Migraine. You know the kind right over one eye, the type that splits you in half....where you can't see straight.... the fourth lady Chickenpoo, well, she's thinking, "What's it all about Alfie"...........am I next? Shiver me Timbers ....I hope not!
The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
""Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS? .......OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Here's a cute Halloween Link!
Next is a very fun link to a Hillary and Condoleezza hoedown!