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Friday, November 03, 2006

Funny Friday " Love Boat"

A girl's gotta do what a girls gotta do!















Ball lickers anonymous!














Breast lift for the fiscally challenged!






This may bit a little long but it's good for a giggle!

Why I fired my secretary . . . Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,” Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know , it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch..



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Here is a funny yet painful clip of some boating mishaps! It does get giggles, although I did inhale in spots. Love Boat!

5 comments:

madd said...

ROFLMAS>>>>>>>oh my GWAD girl this whole post was way to funny..thanks needed that good laugh...take care darlin..m

michelle said...

Oh my. I can't wipe the smirk off my face.

Pam Aries said...

Hee Hee Ha! I LOVE those cartoons! I laughed out loud ...my dogs were looking at me! Funny, but (Who's got a funny but?) Greyhounds can't really reach their Balls! (even tho mine don't have any, anyway.) THey (the hounds, that is) are too long and lanky! Oh gosh I am toooo silly! ...PLEASE do the phonebook faces ! You will love it!

Kerstin said...

Oh dear, that joke had me laugh and smirk at the same time! You know, it is nice to read some fun stuff on a blog, so many (including mine!) are so damn serious and deep all the time that you almost forget that life also has a lighter side. Thanks for this!

giggles said...

Sorry people for some reason blogger would not let me post comments on two of my posts! Hopefully this too shall pass!!

Glad you all enjoyed funny friday!

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