Meme Finish this sentence!

This is a finish the sentence meme!

1. My uncle once peed in the corner because he was drunk

2. Never in my life have I smoked a cigarette

3. When I was five my parents presented me with a little brother!
4. High school was socially fun, I fit in with everyone even though I didn’t smoke or do drugs! I loved the arts and English, that was pretty much it!

5. I will never forget to speak up for children!
6. Once I met fireman who was a total ass, I left him in the parking lot restaurant far from home, because he groped me all the way to the restaurant, was drunk and when we arrived he said he forgot his wallet!
7. There’s this boy I know twenty two years younger than me, he’s a very unusual man/boy, but I find him oddly attractive!
8. Once, at a bar, I said “ Read my lips she doesn’t F#%*NG want to dance with you” after a man with no teeth asked my sweet friend four times if she wanted to dance! I was in my early thirties…I’m nicer now!
9. By noon, after a few coffees I’m just waking up!
10. Last night I tried to play scrabble but the site was down
11. If only I had left my marriage earlier in life!
12. Next time I go to church will probably be for another wedding
13. What worries me most is that my daughter may never have a healthy relationship with her dad before he dies.
14. When I turn my head left I see a day bed covered in four king sized pillows, a group of small teddy bears and a pretty blue striped fuzzy blanket.
15. When I turn my head right I see ten Jayna’s angels canvases on the wall and a small organized mess on my computer table. Mostly I look at the Angels though.
16. You know I’m lying when you smell it, but I don’t admit to it!
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is my youth, dancing till four in the morning, dressing cool, having lots of money and like Lucy said.....big hair!
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be Horatio Hamlets most trusted friend, not only is Horatio loyal and supportive, but he is also rational.
19. By this time next year I will have been selling my Jaynas angel as prints, cards and jewelry have my poetry blog completed, and something published! And be in another art show!
20. A better name for me would be Slowmo
21. I have a hard time understanding why anyone likes owning guns! Or Hunting!
22. If I ever go back to school, it will be to take art courses!
23. You know I like you if I defend you!
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be Bryan and Pepper, my brother and my friends who all support my endeavors.
25. Take my advice; never stay in a bad marriage too long….it destroys your soul!