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Monday, December 15, 2008

Unconscious mutterings #307

Unconscious mutterings #307

They say ....I think
  1. Travel :: is a lot less stressful in the snow knowing my tires are in good shape.
  2. Expensive ::things I’m drawn to like a crow to glitz…where are my millions?
  3. Backspace :: resides a huge bum…which should sport a sign, WIDE LOAD!.
  4. Traffic noise ::is rare around here….but did you know I was deaf in one ear?
  5. Now see here :: Missy….you need to clean up all the stuff unloaded from the closet before Wednesday…..THANKFULLY it’s now completed!
  6. Vegetables ::are so healthy I must eat more of them during the season of plenty! But why are they not as tasty as brownies damn it!
  7. Chat ::I did Saturday night at a party. People I only see once a year it was nice to catch up.
  8. Your calling ::to ask me to a steak dinner with only men...manly men...I DON'T THINK SO! I need brains not just brawn thank-you!
  9. Weekly :: Blogs get harder to write during the season, and even more difficult to read.

  1. Oh! ::I wished I hadn’t danced Saturday night on my bad knee…. I am now hobbling with sound affects…..Not a pretty sight, hearing a fat lady grunt in pain while she drags her leg…..hope they don’t put me in a home!! Lol


Mary Timme said...

Fight them tooth and nail if they try to put you in a home! My best advice! For free!

gel said...

i used to to this regularly a few yrs back on another blog friend's blog.

Patois said...

I'm so with you on hearing "missy" after "now see here."

Kimberly said...

Love your blog!!!


Tammy said...

You can have them send you here, I have an extra walker. I'd even share Dave (sort of). Love those eyes! HUGS

Charlie said...

Life's too short.... keep dancing.

forgetfulone said...

Awww. Sorry about your knee, but you are not fat!

gemma said...

Hi!!! What ya doin'? Enjoyed your unconscious mutterings. Wonder where my millions are too. Also deaf in one year and I've been known to grunt. We are alot alike. lol

Flor Larios Art said...

Beautiful Christmas tree, it has a lot of blue like mine.
Happy Holidays!

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