Last week Pepper bused to a mega once a year shoe sale. All name brand high end shoes for dirt cheap. The women were crazed hoarding piles of foot fitting
This year it was all sales final. In past years women would buy forty pairs then return thirty nine. So they changed the policy. She found a pair of comfy rocket dog high wedgie forties style Mary janes. The clerks all but kissed her when she asked a non shoe related question. Why are people so insanely rude over material possessions?
We decided to split a burger for lunch. Asking the guy at our favorite burger joint if there were any deals, politely, three times. I still couldn't understand what he said. In the end it was " no deals today." We drive around the corner, on the side of the building a big poster advertising a deal, almost half the price. Annoyed we feel duped, feeding each others anger about the Tuesday special we're missing out on. One car length from the window I psyche myself up for the big " WE WANT THE DEAL" talk. My daughter is more upset than me. I Iook to the poster again, then back at her, pause while she finishes her rant. Then trying to contain my self I tell her "It's NOT TUESDAY!!!" We both burst into hysterics!!! Not gunna lie, I rather enjoyed being wrong before I hit that window and make a total ass of myself!!!