Moaning Mona!

This piece of art was done a few weeks back for a music lyric challenge at Niccis blog!

My friend Lucy at Lulus Petals tagged me with this Moan Meme! Normally I would not want to be a moaning Mona!But Lucy has a way about her! It's very hard to say no! This is a meme from the politically correct Gemini!

Five people who will be annoyed you tagged them.
Gemma, Angela, Maryellen, Vicci, Janet

Four things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth

1) Child abusers especially Pedophiles!!! We need to be put them altogether on a small island, then pray for a Tsunami!
2) Weapons of any sort! I hate guns, you will not convince me they’re a good idea….Just shoot me if you ever see me playing with one!
3) Mean grumpy people suck! Who needs them! They make life miserable! They raise little mean grumpy people! They should all marry each other and live unhappily ever after!
4) Sorry Lucy I had to copy this one, Cigarettes, because they killed both my parents, and many relatives way before their time! They’re dirty, smelly and cause cancer! The cigarettes, not the people!!

Three things people do that make you want to shake them violently.

1) People who demean or abandon their children or animals! Not nice at all!
2) Whining! I’m not likely to listen to you if you whine! Don’t jump up into your nose cavity and wind your voice up, JUST SAY IT, DAMN IT!!! I detest the sound of whining!
3) When people don’t see their worth, complain about their looks or weight when they are thin and beautiful with gorgeous hair! If you have legs to walk with, eyes to see with, ears to hears with and are not disabled, be grateful damn it! Now if you look like you chase parked cars, then sign up for extreme makeover!! Or when people say they’re bored…that is my pet peeve of all time! My goodness there are a million things to do, see, read, learn!! No one in North America should ever be bored….it’s just silly! Be grateful you don't live in Ethiopia with only sticks to play with!

2 things you find yourself moaning about.

1) Bad hair, and the heat!! I DO moan about the heat!!! Not whine, I moan….that’s different right? Does that mean I’m going to hell? Hope not!!! Lol

2) Stupid people who won’t listen to kids. There is a lot to be learned from young people! It frustrates me when people don’t understand that music lyrics are reflection of our society! Not the cause of little Jimmys bad behavior! What is Jazz all about?...ewww!

One thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
1) I like good hair, Peace and quiet, unless it’s music! No loud voices in my house thank you! Oh and I might be going to hell where it's hot!!! Or am I in hell? ....it is hot!!!

RULES• Link to the original meme at freelancecynic.com so people know what it's all about!• Be as honest as possible. This is about letting people get to know the real you!• Try not to insult anyone - unless they really deserve it or are very, very ugly!• Post these rules at the end of every meme!

This is the bad twin's meme! Yeah she didn't tag anyone! She likes to break the rules too!

Four things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth

Number freaks
Coffee that gives you the runs
Spinach laden with ecoli
Stew

Three things people do that makes you want to shake them violently.
Body Odor and dirty hair….I hate bad smells! Pleeeeaaseee use deodorant people!
Road hogs that won’t let you in when you need to make a turn! What's the friggin hurry people?
Dirty finger nails, yeah…. you’re not coming in my house with those things…ewww

Two things you find yourself moaning about.

The different Volumes on every television station…I have to ride the changer like a roller coast to hear anything. Then if you turn the T.V. on when everyone’s in bed it sounds like a bomb went off! Waking the whole house when all you wanted to do was catch a quick episode of Debbie Travis during a menopausal episode!
Facial hair! What’s that for anyway?…to scare the men away into the arms of bald faced girls….all under forty!

One thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
I’m REAL?