I'm tagging Janet, Kai, Tammy, Tammy. Mary Only if you want of course!
Ten Signs A book is written by me!
It looks like it’s been run over by a Mac truck
Pages are crumpled up with coffee stains
It’s fallen in the bath at least two times
It’s been edited one hundred times, but is still too wordy!
It’s the brightest colored book on the shelf
There are boogies and farts mentioned throughout, at least ten times
Best read to an Alzheimer patient
The characters will be named after condiments or spices
There will be no moral to the story
It will have too many metaphors, and a million clichés
It will have a least one moron in it, and one illustrating it, ME!
Now that I have pulled your leg...Here are the real 10 signs that I wrote the book!
I've learned my lesson about putting thing out there, even in jest!
The Real Ten Signs A book was Written by Me!!!
It’s illustrated by me
In rhyming format
It’s for children
It’s riddled with play on words
The characters have unique names
There’s a distinctive moral to the story
The publishing house will LOVE IT!