Lucy at Lulus Petals tagged me with a meme! Here it is!I'm tagging Janet, Kai, Tammy, Tammy. Mary Only if you want of course!
Ten Signs A book is written by me!
It looks like it’s been run over by a Mac truck
Pages are crumpled up with coffee stains
It’s fallen in the bath at least two times
It’s been edited one hundred times, but is still too wordy!
It’s the brightest colored book on the shelf
There are boogies and farts mentioned throughout, at least ten times
Best read to an Alzheimer patient
The characters will be named after condiments or spices
There will be no moral to the story
It will have too many metaphors, and a million clichés
It will have a least one moron in it, and one illustrating it, ME!
Now that I have pulled your leg...Here are the real 10 signs that I wrote the book!
I've learned my lesson about putting thing out there, even in jest!
The Real Ten Signs A book was Written by Me!!!
It’s illustrated by me
In rhyming format
It’s for children
It’s riddled with play on words
And metaphors
The characters have unique names
There’s a distinctive moral to the story
It’s humorous
Silly
The publishing house will LOVE IT!
7 comments:
LOL The first one was too darn funny and I can see the second set being an eye catching bestseller. :)
If I can get the snow off my dish before the next storm I'll be joining in. ;)
HUGS
Wow! I haven't seen this meme! I'll have to put my thinking cap on for this one!! Your 10 things are really good.
I enjoyed both sets of ten. I would never write a book without includings some "boogies and farts." And the great thing about having dementia is that I only need one book.
I enjoyed both sets of ten. I would never write a book without includings some "boogies and farts." And the great thing about having dementia is that I only need one book.
I know I'd love a book by you!!!!
Sherrie...I really mean this!
Publish your poetry/art the world needs it!!!!
I loved the first one!! hee hee! As Stephen King says..Write what people really do and say..Don't be afraid to write it!
haha You got me on the first one! I thought you were seriously putting down your talents! Love your 10 and your real 10! ( names after condiments just killed me...)
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